[alanmcorcoran]

For the record, yuppie = young upwardly mobile professional or young urban professional.

I'm not young, upwardly mobile (pretty much on top at this point [and heading down], thank you very much), urban (more suburban) or professional (total amateur in every way.) My preferred derogatory term with which I refer to myself is "douchebag." Others agree.

Howevah: The chick in Resident Evil, whom I am modelling my life after, DOES ride a BMW. Ergo, I shall investigate. Anybody know where I can get those thigh holsters for my .45's? Also, what kind of cruising range does the BMW have? There always seems to be some sort of zombie trouble when one stops for gas.