[alanmcorcoran]

I hate shaving, but I've found myself doing it more often than I used to cause my beard grows in almost white now and it makes me look about twenty years older than when I'm cleanshaven (yes, I'm vain.) I use the Gillette Bend Over Until it Hurts Fusion blades/stick but I always feel a bit raped when I see the ridiculous prices (like $2-3 a cartridge.) I used to have a rig like ecr's but I have to confess - I've damn near opened an artery with that style setup more than once. I've rarely, if ever, cut myself with the Gillette For Pussies brand. But maybe the technology of the old school has improved.

Still got a lot of (grey) hair on the noggin so I don't have to eff with that yet.

My next totally inappropriate man-thread will address the heartbreak of ear hair.