Fixed it! Or at least, well on the way.
Unclogged the oil passageway, and used some JB Weld to patch it:
New bolts, WITH blue threadlocker:
My day's 'Workstation':
I buttoned it back up, and it started up! Killed it because I need to 1) charge the battery, 2) change the oil, and 3) let the weld cure. So, hopefully tomorrow I'll be riding!.