[alanmcorcoran]

Have you seen me? I couldn't scare the chess club at the middle school.

(The Strat does have an awesome horn, though.)

(On three separate occasions, [which is a lot, seeing as I only stopped twice], tourists came right up to me and commented on how "pretty" my bike was, and asked what "kind" it was. Oh, yeah, they were crapping their pants! [Sorry Sarris.])