01-22-2014, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Murcia, Spain
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My Wife Won't Like It
One day during a game on the golf course, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?" "I’m fine, thanks," I replied. “My name’s Jack,” I said and introduced myself. "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later,” she suggested. "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile. “She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?" "Under the cart!" I said.
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01-22-2014, 04:12 PM
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Location: Squamish B.C Canada
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Too funny!!
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01-24-2014, 02:51 AM
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