05-26-2011, 09:18 PM
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Trucker's Breakfast.
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.... What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?' 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights.. is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon! 'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?' I LOVE THIS ONE......... 'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up! FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!! :lol: :cool:
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06-05-2011, 10:17 PM
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Location: Las Vegas,Nevada
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Re: Trucker's Breakfast.
had to steal that one blaine sent it to a friend of mine who is a total blonde.she loved it thanks
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06-05-2011, 10:20 PM
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Re: Trucker's Breakfast.
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