Stranded!!!

blaine · 11-05-2013, 07:51 PM

A man is stranded in the desert, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a truck." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a car." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a riding leather suit and helmet all the gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?""Ten years!", he says.She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her leathers and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?" And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got another motorcycle in there too!"

Water Warrior 2 · 11-05-2013, 10:38 PM

Even at my age I would not be thinking of another motorcycle. We could ride 2 up.

blaine · 11-05-2013, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Water Warrior

Even at my age I would not be thinking of another motorcycle. We could ride 2 up.

:tongue: :2tup:

11-05-2013, 07:51 PM	#1
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Stranded!!! A man is stranded in the desert, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a truck." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a car." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a riding leather suit and helmet all the gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?""Ten years!", he says.She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her leathers and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?" And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got another motorcycle in there too!" __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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11-05-2013, 10:38 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Stranded!!! Even at my age I would not be thinking of another motorcycle. We could ride 2 up.
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