Financial planning

mrlmd1 · 01-28-2013, 03:54 PM

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his cancer stricken father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "But in just a few months my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Water Warrior 2 · 01-28-2013, 11:24 PM

Sounds like Dan shot himself in the foot with a $200 million bullet.

5th_bike · 01-30-2013, 10:57 PM

Uh-oh: http://www.gz250bike.com/forum/viewt...hp?f=15&t=5463
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mrlmd1 · 02-01-2013, 02:01 PM

Now it comes with a pic attached. You remembered that from a year ago? Not me.

alantf · 07-19-2013, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by kathywilson

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But not one single word about dinner planning..........nothing about deep frying Spam.

mrlmd1 · 07-19-2013, 11:19 AM

She's gone, erased. deleted from the forum. hopefully never coming back.

01-28-2013, 03:54 PM	#1
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Financial planning Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his cancer stricken father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "But in just a few months my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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01-28-2013, 11:24 PM	#2
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Financial planning Sounds like Dan shot himself in the foot with a $200 million bullet.
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01-30-2013, 10:57 PM	#3
5th_bike Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HoCo, Maryland Posts: 1,349	Re: Financial planning Uh-oh: http://www.gz250bike.com/forum/viewt...hp?f=15&t=5463 :poke2: __________________ 2005 "Saturn Black", stock + tach Login or Register to Remove Ads
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02-01-2013, 02:01 PM	#4
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: Financial planning Now it comes with a pic attached. You remembered that from a year ago? Not me.
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07-19-2013, 11:19 AM	#6
mrlmd1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Crawfordville, Florida Posts: 2,853	Re: Financial planning She's gone, erased. deleted from the forum. hopefully never coming back.
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