A Calm New Year

Fawlty · 12-31-2013, 02:00 AM

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning. I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a pack of
Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle
of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

HAPPY (AND CALM) NEW YEAR!

**Admin** · 12-31-2013, 03:29 AM

lmao

Happy New Years everyone!

Goose51683 · 12-31-2013, 08:10 AM

Thank goodness this took a turn away from the advice of Dr. Phil.

grasshopper · 12-31-2013, 08:27 AM

lmao. I need to do the same, lol. thanks for sharing the advice. everyone have a great and happy new year!

Water Warrior 2 · 12-31-2013, 07:16 PM

Inner Peace was my gift the day I retired.

As for Doc Phil he should be banned from the planet.

Lynda was reflecting today about the past year. She is grateful for her retirement, a cross Canada vacation in her paid off 2012 Toyota and a diamond ring she got for Christmas.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.

Cathy · 12-31-2013, 08:19 PM

Happy New Years !

I still got 7 hours to go.

grasshopper · 12-31-2013, 11:03 PM

ww congrats on yalls retirement! enjoy it! ride on. happy new year!

bpdchief · 01-04-2014, 05:58 PM

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

Happy Nude Year all

12-31-2013, 02:00 AM	#1
Fawlty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Murcia, Spain Posts: 683	A Calm New Year I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning. I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a pack of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. HAPPY (AND CALM) NEW YEAR! __________________ "It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years." (Johnny Strabbler-The Wild One 1953) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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12-31-2013, 08:10 AM	#3
Goose51683 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 621	Thank goodness this took a turn away from the advice of Dr. Phil. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Inner Peace was my gift the day I retired. As for Doc Phil he should be banned from the planet. Lynda was reflecting today about the past year. She is grateful for her retirement, a cross Canada vacation in her paid off 2012 Toyota and a diamond ring she got for Christmas. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. Login or Register to Remove Ads Last edited by Water Warrior 2; 12-31-2013 at 07:21 PM.
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12-31-2013, 03:29 AM	#2
Admin Administrator Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: New York Posts: 47	lmao Happy New Years everyone!
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12-31-2013, 08:27 AM	#4
grasshopper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: manning, sc Posts: 484	lmao. I need to do the same, lol. thanks for sharing the advice. everyone have a great and happy new year!
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12-31-2013, 08:19 PM	#6
Cathy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 157	Happy New Years ! I still got 7 hours to go.
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12-31-2013, 11:03 PM	#7
grasshopper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: manning, sc Posts: 484	ww congrats on yalls retirement! enjoy it! ride on. happy new year!
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01-04-2014, 05:58 PM	#8
bpdchief Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 848	A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!" Happy Nude Year all
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