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Old 07-29-2013, 02:27 AM   #1
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There is Always a Valid Reason!

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
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"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
" I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn't receive your E-mail!"
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Old 07-29-2013, 03:22 AM   #2
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Re: There is Always a Valid Reason!

Good one!
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Old 07-29-2013, 05:57 AM   #3
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Oh my that is sick. Funny but sick.



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