Life's Rules - Page 4

mrlmd1 · 08-04-2011, 05:33 PM

From comedian Stephen Wright - something to think about.
When a blind person takes a crap and wipes his butt, how does he know when he's done?
Honey, can you come here and proof read this for me?

Sorry about that, WW made me remember that one.

Water Warrior 2 · 08-05-2011, 02:17 AM

Yeah, how do they know ??? Sniff sniff ??

Water Warrior 2 · 08-05-2011, 01:44 PM

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

blaine · 08-05-2011, 08:29 PM

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Wine does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!"

:tongue:

Water Warrior 2 · 08-06-2011, 01:56 AM

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been.

Water Warrior 2 · 08-06-2011, 05:42 PM

Oh my I feel like a dumb twit today. I just noticed that the rules were actually posted here earlier by Blaine and I printed them off to keep. Then I started the Life's Rules thread. My apologies to Blaine. Maybe next time I will read the top of a printed page to see where it came from.
Last Life Rule: Don't assume anything or you will feel like a twit later on.

blaine · 08-06-2011, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Water Warrior

Oh my I feel like a dumb twit today. I just noticed that the rules were actually posted here earlier by Blaine and I printed them off to keep. Then I started the Life's Rules thread. My apologies to Blaine. Maybe next time I will read the top of a printed page to see where it came from.
Last Life Rule: Don't assume anything or you will feel like a twit later on.

No problem!! :2tup:

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08-05-2011, 08:29 PM	#34
blaine Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: P.E.I. Canada Posts: 3,784	Re: Life's Rules 1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Wine does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!" :tongue: __________________ If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.
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08-06-2011, 01:56 AM	#35
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-06-2011, 05:42 PM	#36
Water Warrior 2 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Squamish B.C Canada Posts: 11,409	Re: Life's Rules Oh my I feel like a dumb twit today. I just noticed that the rules were actually posted here earlier by Blaine and I printed them off to keep. Then I started the Life's Rules thread. My apologies to Blaine. Maybe next time I will read the top of a printed page to see where it came from. Last Life Rule: Don't assume anything or you will feel like a twit later on.
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